A warthog hits a lady and her husband calls 911. The operator asks, 'Where are you at?' The husband replies, 'I'm on Eucolipstic Road.' The operator asks, 'Can you spell that for me?' The husband says 'well...I'll just drag her over to Oak so you can pick her up there.'
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